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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"
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"What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry? STUPID AMERICAN!"
"How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?"
"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"
"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"
"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"
"A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"