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Joke of the Day

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"

"Trying to screw with my friend by making him into a meme Please Share this. https://imgflip.com/i/p7bm5"

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"

"Sex with my boyfriend is like Ebay's customer support. I keep hearing please wait one more minute, and I just want the whole thing to be over with."

"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."

"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."

"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."