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Joke of the Day
"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."
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"I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony."
"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."
"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."
"I heard there's this amazing place underground... ...where you can have sex with miners."
"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."
"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."