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Joke of the Day
"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."
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"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."
"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"
"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."
"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"