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Joke of the Day

"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"

"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"

"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"

"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."

"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."

"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"""Star Wars"" fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new ""Star Wars"" movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han Solo all waking up in Vegas."