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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
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"How do you get an elderly lady to say f***? Get another one to say bingo"
"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
"After this winter I'm so excited for spring... I wet my plants"
"I would like an Instagram feed of the piles of shit people push out of the way to get the perfect shots in their homes."
"What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria."
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
"It's tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"