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Joke of the Day
"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
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"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"
"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"
"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."
"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"
"What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common? Someone is losing their trailer.."
"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
"God I hate hidden microphones They bug me so much!"