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Joke of the Day

"What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria."

"What do gangsters put on their nachos? Glock-amole"

"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."

"I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense."

"Voltaire said ""To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."" ...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country."

"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty dissapointed."

"A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life"

"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."