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Joke of the Day
"What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria."
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"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"A fish walks into a bar ..and the bartender asks, ""What can I get ya?"" And in a very raspy voice the fish says, ""WATER"""
"Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy."
"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."
"I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but... it just isn't happening."
"What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins....."
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"
"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"