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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"
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"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""
"A man drowned in his cereal... ...he was pulled in by a strong currant!"
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."
"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"
"What do you call an atheist cartoon? Fedora the explorer"
"What type of government rules the butterflies? A monarchy"