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Joke of the Day
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
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"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"
"Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records."
"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."
"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."
"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."
"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"