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Joke of the Day
"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
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"What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?"
"What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger."
"What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin"
"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be R but it a actually be the C"
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."
"If I had a nickel for every hot woman at Ross I saw... I'd forget about all the money I made because I fucked them all."