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Joke of the Day
"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
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"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"
"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally...."
"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"
"Do you know what they call leprechaun pee? Urine luck!"