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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"

"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."

"Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon."

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"- Doctor, kiss me! - I can't. We, the doctors, follow a very strict work ethic that does not allow us to kiss our patients. Honestly speaking, I should have never even fucked you in the first place!"

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."

"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."

"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."