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Joke of the Day
"how many Mexicans... How many Mexicans does it take to... Oh shit, they're already done."
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"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""
"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."
"What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven."
"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"
"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"
"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"