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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"
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"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."
"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."
"My friend who drowned just had his funeral the other day... We put a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."
"My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe ."
"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"
"What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!"
"Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too."
"Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen Who's slower? Christopher Crawlen"