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Joke of the Day
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."
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"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"
"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"
"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""
"what if the Blair Witch was just lonely"
"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."
"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."
"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."
"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"
"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"