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Joke of the Day

"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."

"Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:..."

"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"

"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"

"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"

"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."