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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"
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"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
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