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Joke of the Day
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
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"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
"Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician."
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."
"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"
"9: My teacher doesn't wear makeup like you do. I guess she doesn't need it because she's younger. Me: Get out of the car."
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"
"Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage"