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Joke of the Day
"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."
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"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."
"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."
"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"
"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."