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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."
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"Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like ""we're worried"" & ""you've been playing 72 hours straight"""
"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"""I'll sleep when I'm Ned!"" -Exhausted pre-op who plans to go by Ned after the surgery"
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"
"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"
"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"
"Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live"