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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."
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"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"The biggest lie in advertising is someone taking a bite of a hard shell taco & it not immediately exploding in their hands."
"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"
"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."
"HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO ""i hate studyyinggg"" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS."
"If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, ""this'll do"""
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"