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Joke of the Day

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."

"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"

"What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist? Ex-pair-a-mints."

"Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are."

"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."

"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me."

"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children."

"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."

"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."