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Joke of the Day
"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."
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"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."
"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."
"Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and completely unattractive. I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband: Your eyesight and opinion is damn right."
"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."
"""Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"" ""Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."""
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"