227772

Joke of the Day

"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."

"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"

"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."

"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"

"""Feeling sad? We can help make it worse"" - online dating"

"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."

"How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Ask them to get out of the pool."

"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."

"One burrito looks at another burrito and says, ""you wanna fight?"" The second burrito says, ""nah"". The first burrito says, ""What are you, chicken?"""