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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
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"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"
"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
"My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one."
"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."