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Joke of the Day

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"

"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"

"What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you."

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."

"If I'm ever in an accident while driving and tweeting and you're the first person to arrive on the scene, grab my phone and press ""Send."""

"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"

"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."

"To my calendar: Your days are numbered."

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."