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Joke of the Day
"On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?"
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"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""
"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."
"What do cats major in college? String theory!!"
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