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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."
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"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position"
"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."
"How many terribly overused Vine memes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ***19, you dumbass. Its 19. not twenty-fucking-one.***"
"Did you hear Woody stabbed his best friend? What a Buzz kill"
"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"
"People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing ""Happy Birthday"" at a restaurant for a stranger"