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Joke of the Day

"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."

"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."

"What's the difference between procrastination and laziness? RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post"

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"

"What was early man's best friend? Primates"

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."

"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."