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Joke of the Day

"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."

"I realized that my parents can be proud of my strict upbringing when I tripped and fell down the whole staircase shouting ""OUCH, OUCH! It hurts!""."

"How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd"

"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"

"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."

"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."

"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"

"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""