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Joke of the Day
"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."
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"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."
"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."
"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."
"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"
"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."
"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."
"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."
"What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? A polar bear."