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Joke of the Day

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."

"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints."

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."