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Joke of the Day

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."

"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."

"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch... I'm so sorry."

"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."