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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"
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"Whats long and black? the unemployed line."
"I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons. It's called Bloodbath & Beyond"
"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."
"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."
"True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically.."
"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"
"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."