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Joke of the Day

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""

"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"

"What do you call a grunge gardener? Hedgy."

"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."

"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."

"How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? Her lips are moving."

"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."