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Joke of the Day

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."

"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type."""

"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"

"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."

"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."

"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? he woke up"