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Joke of the Day
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
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"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""
"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"
"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."
"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"
"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."
"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""