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Joke of the Day

"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"

"Laundry Day Me: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt. Him: Babe, I can explain! Me: Don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name."

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."

"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."

"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Dang girl, are you a zombie? Cuz I'm bringing you back from the dead!"

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."