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Joke of the Day
"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."
Next Joke
"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"
"Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus."
"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"
"Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs"
"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."
"My parents are middle aged. ""Mine are to-"" [parents burst through bedroom door on horses] ""CHILD! DOST THOU DESIRE NOURISHMENT?"""
"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."
"How did the feminist die? Alone"
"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."