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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."

"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"My motto in life is always give 100%. Which makes blood donation quite tricky."

"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."

"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."