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Joke of the Day

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."

"I read a story by a pregnant woman on reddit She was having trouble with her pregnancy, and she said she would post an update after it was over. OP delivered."

"My kids and I are exact opposites. They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me."

"Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?"

"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."

"The band's name is 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."