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Joke of the Day

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."

"Hey does anyone know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism?"

"Donald Trump's Campaign"

"What did one orphan say to another? Get in the Batmobile Robin."

"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."

"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"

"President Lincoln ""I'm going to miss you, President Lincoln,"" said John Wilkes Booth. Booth lied. He didn't."

"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"

"I made up a word today! Plagiarism."

"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"