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Joke of the Day
"You look like a before picture."
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"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."
"I am watching silence of the lambs for the first time and... I am **eating** this movie up."
"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."
"My Wife's Accident The police knocked on my door last night, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident,"" said one officer. ""I know,"" I replied, ""but she's good with the kids."""
"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."
"Why DID David Cameron fuck a dead pig, anyway? The live ones wouldn't hold still."
"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"