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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
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"When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?"
"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."
"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"
"Babe Ruth points at a toilet, then takes a gigantic dump in it."
"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."
"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."