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Joke of the Day
"There is still no cure for mornings."
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"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I'm really good at panicking. ^^^I ^^^panicked.. ^^^I ^^^meant ^^^to ^^^say ^^^Packing"
"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"
"Enough Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. Just kidding. He was there though."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."
"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""
"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"
"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."