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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"

"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."

"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"

"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."

"About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend . . . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . ."

"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"

"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"

"In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?"

"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."