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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."

"What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread."

"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT 'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ...'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ......you see, i...it's funny because marriage is terrible."

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."

"How long does it take to drive across France? 3 days by panzer"

"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."