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Joke of the Day
"Me: My leg always feels like my phone is vibrating. WebMD: Phone Cancer"
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"Hows a forwardly plural Hitler hailed as? Shitler"
"Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears. She responded with ""what? Are they gonna join isis too?"""
"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"
"I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor ""Boy"", I thought to myself, ""that sure escalated quickly"""
"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."
"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."
"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"