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Joke of the Day
"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."
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"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."
"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"
"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."
"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"
"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."