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Joke of the Day

"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."

"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."

"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."

"[black jack] DEALER: 14 ME: hit me D: 16 M: hit me D: 23 M: hit me D: M: D: M: make it look good so my wife believes I was mugged"

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big? Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk."

"The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception."