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Joke of the Day

"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""

"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb has to really want to change."

"Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?"

"R/News that about covers it"

"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"

"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."

"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"