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Joke of the Day

"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""

"Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren't seeing eye to eye anymore."

"All the toilets in the city have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."

"What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee? Decapitated"

"FACEBOOK: Hey, remember me? I'm a girl you met in college, in that one class. We never really talked. Anyway, here's 97 pictures of my baby."

"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"

"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"