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Joke of the Day

"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"

"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."

"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."

"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"

"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."

"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""

"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"

"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."