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Joke of the Day
"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"
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"Why does laundry happen to good people?"
"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."
"Dr: do you know why you gained weight? *Flashbacks to eating fries in the car sobbing and blasting Adele* Me: no, better run some tests"
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns"
"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."