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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb has to really want to change."

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""

"""Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"" ""Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]"

"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."

"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"